Two days ago, Saturday November 15th, my middle daughter approaches me with a plan for her older sister’s 14th birthday. She wanted to blow out a party, with room rental, a guest list, cake, food, music, and a THEME.
Mind you, Nikki’s birthday is November 17th. Aly’s got a 2 day lead time.
Actually, less.
I [...]
After 5 years and 3 months (more or less)…
In case it’s not clear, this is a copy of my passport, complete with a stamp that reads, among other things, give me the right to work in the United States. YAY!
The more subtle things it allows are as follows:
the ability to get an SSN, and, [...]
Twas the night before Christmas eve and all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, except for my mouse.It downloaded, uploaded, edited with easeTil My hard drive cried out “I am stuffed, not another byte, please!”Ok, I’ll drop the act and get on with it: I don’t have it in me to drag this on. [...]
Open-Letter to MySpace
Imagine this: my mother goes to check out my MySpace page because it’s connected to my Skype. She’s got a friend looking over her shoulder. Now they can only see some generic info about me, but at the bottom of the page is a listing a public profiles. One of those profiles has the picture of some woman, butt naked, playing with herself.
My mom about died of embarrassment.